They’ve managed to capture happiness in the form of ice cream between two cookies. (at Diddy Riese Cookies)
- Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
- Therapist: Why?
- Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
- Therapist: And?
- Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
- Therapist: Touche
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
tee bee tee
this child dresses better than every guy in my school
(Source: mymodernmet, via liukelley)
I’m completely enamored with @torikelly’s voice. #wcw (at The Bookbindery)
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies